ChelseaShadowCat

An Open Letter to Lola Doodle

Dear Lola,

Not that I care, but I thought you should know that no amount of barking at me is going to cause me to consider your existence at all.  Ever.  As you lack thumbs, you are even more inadequate than humans.  Who even knew that was possible?  My disdain is exquisitely fluffy.  Your need to be acknowledged by me would be funny...if I cared.  Which, see above, I do not.

Perhaps you can work on growing some thumbs?  And then maybe you could do your own micro-blogging?

I am delicious.  

CSC      

  

CARS STOP HITTING MY HUMANS

Cars, don't you know that Kiley is the Breaker of All Things Including Herself?  Why are you trying to break her?  You can never do as good of a job as Kiley does.  Your feeble efforts offend me.  If you were worthy of disdain, it would be directed in your general direction.

 

CSC vs UTI

As if I don't have enough to do in this universe, now I have to battle a UTI.  The Humans give me this stuff to take twice a day.  They say it will assist me in my battle.  I highly doubt that mere humans can do anything correctly.  Kristen says it smells like bubblegum.  I do not know of bubblegum, but I do know what is not chicken flavored.  And this certainly is not pleasing to my palate.  

Yesterday Eric said that he took me to the vet.  Really we went and got hotcakes.  He got maple syrup on me so now my head smells delicious.  I worry that Kristen may try to eat my delicious face.  But really, what is new?

I believe I will snub my cookies tonight.  This makes the Humans crazy.  Which pleases me greatly.  

Have you felt gratitude for the wondrous fluff that is CSC today?      

Tuna Fish

Human tuna fish is good enough to wake up for, but it is NOT good enough to cause me to get out of bed for it.    

Heat - you displease me

The weather is unacceptable.  I blame the humans.  It is so hot that I do not sit in my chair next to Snuffy.  Instead I sit on the floor in front of my chair that holds Snuffy.  I require chilled Fancy Feast at regular intervals.  The back porch is too hot for me to sleep on.  If I am not on the back porch there is no sun dried fluff.  I know that does not please me.  

On Tuesday I went over to the Skors house to enjoy their AC.  I allowed them to look at me.  They have a circular rug in front of the AC that I like to sleep on.  The rug represents my personal space.  If you get in my personal space, I will bite you.  Kristen learned this lesson.  Well, maybe she learned it.  I bit her,  I liked the feel of her hand flesh between my teeth.

I understand that Canada is also too warm.  Canada is a silly place.

Canada Day - Now Seizure Free!

2009-07-01_Twilight Fluff Cam

A day in the life

2009-06-30_Fluffier?

Laundry Day

2009-06-21_Blue Chair

Fluff-Cam

2009-06-12_Lessons in Disdain

April!

Happy Birthday Aunt Lyndsey!  At least, I hope you have birthdays in Canada.  I don't know.  Canada might be like being a Jehovah's Witness.  And then there would be no cake.  So my guess is you are having your birthday.  Because you love cake!  

This morning, Kristen had the nerve to sleep late and my food bowl was EMPTY.  This required immediate action.  I went to the bedroom door and I YELLED.  Yelled in a manner I usually only reserve for Eric when he almost goes to bed without saying goodnight to me.  Because to not say goodnight to a ShadowCat is a crime.  

The Easter bunny brought me Chelsea cookies.  I'm glad the bunny didn't bring me poo.

Today Snuffy has to stay upside down.  Every time people put him back on his feet I wait for them to leave and then he is back with his legs in the air.  That's how I like him.  He is my bitch.

Fluff out!

csc